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All the Limited Edition Candy Corn Flavored Snacks RANKED - Topdust

By A Mystery Man Writer

I found all the limited edition candy corn flavor snacks that ever existed and now I've ranked them based on how well their concept works. We got Candy Corn M&M's, Candy Corn Starbursts, Candy Corn OREOs, and more.
I found all the limited edition candy corn flavor snacks that ever existed and now I've ranked them based on how well their concept works. We got Candy Corn M&M's, Candy Corn Starbursts, Candy Corn OREOs, and more.

Okay, wtf is this bullsh*t? I came for candy corn-flavored snacks and here's Starburst like, CANDY CORN? HOW ABOUT CANDY CORN FRUIT? No. F*cking no, Starburst, what is wrong with you?

Okay, now at least we're dealing with actual artificial candy corn flavor. The problem though: Tootsie Roll Industries is wonked in the head. They could have made a candy corn Tootsie roll. Instead, they made a candy corn lollipop with gum inside. Those things already don't go together, you a-holes.

Finally, candy corn flavoring that conceptually works. Unfortunately, Hostess snacks tend to be a little underwhelming in my opinion, so I can't imagine these really transcend their typical cream flavor of BIG SUGAR.

I'm having a hard time imagining candy corn and actual popcorn going well together, but at the same time, Trader Joe's has rarely disappointed me with their original snacks. If they hit the flavor notes correctly, this could definitely make for a solid horror movie snack on Halloween night.

This is the most basic candy corn/chocolate cross-over imaginable. It's simple and not particularly inspired, but I'm imagining it tastes pretty good (at least if you're a big wad of scum like me).

I like M&M's. I like candy corn. These are probably very tasty.

I like how the shape of a Kiss and the shape of a candy corn are so similar. This strikes me as clever. It probably tastes similar to the Hershey's bar, but I love the idea of mixing these into a real bowl of candy corn and eating them very quickly, so your mouth starts to disassociate taste, texture, and reality.

First, I apologize. I know how disgusting this sounds. But you need to understand, Fruity Pebbles are my favorite thing. They're so gross and artificial, and I love when they cut my mouth. I've eaten an entire box in one sitting before. So yes, I realize these are probably objectively bad, but if I can find a box from 2014 (expired, I'm sure), I'm just sayingI would risk it.

OREO does the best limited edition flavors, no question. I don't think I've ever had a bad OREO flavor, and honestly, if they did toothpaste I'd probably try it. I bet these were great, and I'm very sad they're no longer available. If anyone has a box, please send it to me.